Tasha's Tales

magpie2016:

cross-marian:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fireandshellamari:

This will never not be funny to me.

Never.

WEHY WOU;D YOU FUCKING POISTY TRHIS I;M CREYING

skjnSDF>GNKSFDLKGNLKN FUCK I CA’TN BERAHTEKDBN

LAUGHING SO HARD TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY FACE

SO MUCH WIN IN ONE VIDEO



Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last.



vinegod:

Athletic roommate by Rudy Mancuso



violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.





"The Force runs strong in my family."



nearlybecamehistoric:

deusexignis:

iridium-flames:

vixsubridens:

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: CHINA

Located in deep in the Guilin mountains, shrouded in mist and frequented by dragons that live in the multitude of winding rivers, the students of the Chinese Institute of Magic don their colourful wizarding garbs every September 1st for their return to school whereupon they are treated to spectacular opening festivities involving, but not limited to: choreographed martial arts performances from their combat professors, an assortment of acrobatic wonders, and “Mystery Mooncakes” specially made for the mid-autumn festival.

#BUT WAIT #HOUSES BASED ON THE ORIGINAL FOUR #THE TIGER THE DRAGON THE PHOENIX THE TORTOISE

#just imagine how powerful their magic is though #they’ve been developing it for almost 2000 years longer than western magic imagine how refined and beautiful

#harry potter being eurocentric was such a fuckin’ waste

#my favourite thing is how those of us who have grow up with harry potter are now saying “no that’s not enough” and are expanding the universe #like we’re all critically looking at the books and realizing everything that’s wrong with them and fixing it ourselves #and idk i think that’s amazing



babbuisms:

guess what show i just finished hahahaaaaaa i’m in deep and i can’t get out

babbuisms:

guess what show i just finished hahahaaaaaa i’m in deep and i can’t get out



frodno:

'….blended in measure.'



X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)



mjolnerding:

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

Where Hades is confused why everyone swears everything bad on him. "Oi, I didn’t do this!"

Where Zeus’ laughter is maniacal and gleeful in a sense that borders on unhinged, dangerous (Dionysus has to get it somewhere). Where Hera is a wife desperately clinging to the ideals of marriage and working with what she has because her husband is a raging asshole, and she isn’t vilified for working within the political parameters of being a GD queen.

Where Athena isn’t always cold and bitter, and Ares can string more than a sentence together without screaming. Where Artemis and Apollo are actually shown as SIBLINGS, and people who matter to one another. Where Aphrodite can do more than giggle, smile, and patter on about makeup and/or a mirror. Where Dionysus is a sometimes an artist on top of being a trainwreck.

Where HESTIA IS A FUCKING THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS? Where Demeter isn’t combined with Hera because having more than one of the original six being a woman is just too damn hard. Where Persephone wasn’t passive, she made a goddamn choice.

Where the myth isn’t boiled down into good versus evil, Olympus versus a poor rip-off of Hell. Let’s be real here: if this is how you interpret Greek Mythology, you’re in the wrong section of the bookstore. Christianity is two aisles to the left.







kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle



temariart:

Widow with Winter

temariart:

Widow with Winter